“Look kids this was me trolling on that idiot who couldn’t take a joke.”
“These are girls with no dignity who take naked pictures of themselves.”
“See these kids here? They’re only 5 and they’re at raves already.”
“Those shirtless 13 year olds at the Apple store, yeah those are called Try Hards.”
“Yeah don’t mind these heartbroken posts, that was me before I met your wonderful dad.”